Christopher's Holiday Programs
Whether your firm celebrates Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, or some
secular and politically-correct year-end food-and-award-fest, Christopher's
Holiday Programs will provide the entertainment you need! In addition
to the programs found on the Stage Act,
Corporate Comedy, and Game
Shows pages, you may consider some of Christopher's
Walkaround Celebrities, and the celebrities,
characters, and programs described below.
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"Santator" Bob Dole
Kind of a combination of Scrooge and Santa all in one, "Santator" Bob Dole is the political answer to a quest for a humorous host for your holiday hubub. While handing-out your holiday gifts, his rapier wit unfurls, and he stumps for "Prez in 2k".
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Groucho as "Santa Klez"
Santa Claus you can find everywhere. But how about a Santa who's more interested in laughs than in gifts? Groucho Marx plays "Kris Lipschutz, the Jewish Santa", with a hearty "Oy, Oy, Oy!" and his other kosher and non-kosher schtick.
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AWARDS
CEREMONY HOST
If your company dinner will feature service awards or door prizes, Christopher is the perfect host! For awards, honor your valued employees with a smile by giving Christopher information about your honorees beforehand. And as for door prizes, requests from the audience designate a different celebrity for each prize...fast-paced and funny, Christopher will make it all more memorable!
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Christopher's Christmas Charaoke
Put your holiday guests into the spirit of the season with beautiful music that's also fun and interactive! Christopher leads karaoke singing with your guests, and invites his dozens of celebrity guests to join in by audience request!
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Toy Soldier on Stilts
This holiday attraction stands tall above all the rest!
At eight-and-a-half feet tall, Christopher's stiltwalking
Toy Soldier
will be the "high point" of your holiday event!
But this non-speaking character is not just for room-dressing!
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Christopher's
Corporate Dinner Party Performance Package
If
you're planning a corporate dinner and would like some top-drawer entertainment,
combine two of Christopher's most popular entertainment programs at a reduced
rate...
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WALKAROUND Celebrity Impersonations
During your
cocktail hour, Christopher will do casual
WALKAROUND impersonations of one or two
celebrities. Imagine Senator Bob Dole strolling through, followed by President
Bill Clinton; or Rodney Dangerfield followed by The Church Lady; or Groucho
Marx followed by Cheech Marin; or Captain Kirk followed by Kermit the Frog!
It's interactive, one-on-one fun! (60-90 minutes)
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The "Life of the Party"SM Package
After everyone
is seated and the main course has been served, Lt. Columbo begins the
Christopher & Co. LIVE act, entering
on a "routine investigation", and then begins a short song which introduces
the audience to Christopher's rapid-fire impressions. He then passes out
his list of 150 celebrity voices and Christopher takes requests, improvising
humor based upon information you've given him about your firm and your staff.
Finally, he concludes with a
STARGRAMsm Singing Telegram
written about it all! (45-60 minutes)
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Client List * Hall of Fame * Best Walkaround Stars * Best Celebrity Voices
Company Parties * Christopher's Corporate Comedy * Private Parties
Game Shows * Stage Acts * Stiltwalking * Theme Parties * Holiday Programs
President F.D. Roosevelt and the U.S.S. Potomac * New Stars!
Fairs & Festivals * Links to Christopher's Colleagues & Clients
Online Questionnaire & Performance Order
Christopher Linnell
Christopher & Co. Celebrity Impersonations
POB 2927 Petaluma CA 94953-2927
707-762-2596
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