15-Holiday Programs

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Whether your firm celebrates Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, or some secular and politically-correct year-end food-and-award-fest, Christopher’s Holiday Programs will provide the entertainment you need!  In addition to the programs found on the Stage Act, Corporate Comedy, and Game Shows pages, you may consider some of Christopher’s Walkaround Celebrities, and the celebrities, characters, and programs described below.

 


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Real beard, real belly, real jolly.

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Christopher has been performing professionally as Santa Claus since 1974.

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Invite him to your home or office or mall for Christmas.

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“Santator” Bob Dole

Kind of a combination of Scrooge and Santa all in one, “Santator” Bob Dole is the political answer to a quest for a humorous host for your holiday hubub. While handing-out your holiday gifts, his rapier wit unfurls, and he stumps for “Prez in 2k”.

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Groucho as “Santa Klez”

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Santa Claus you can find everywhere. But how about a Santa who’s more interested in laughs than in gifts? Groucho Marx plays “Kris Lipschutz, the Jewish Santa”, with a hearty “Oy, Oy, Oy!” and his other kosher and non-kosher schtick.

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Christopher’s Christmas Charaoke

Put your holiday guests into the spirit of the season with
beautiful music that’s also fun and interactive! Christopher leads karaoke
singing with your guests, and invites his dozens of celebrity guests to join in
by audience request!

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Toy Soldier on Stilts

This holiday attraction stands tall above all the
rest!
At eight feet tall, Christopher’s
stiltwalking
Toy Soldier

will be the “high point” of your holiday event!

But this non-speaking character is not just for
room-dressing!

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Let Christopher serve as your

Awards Ceremony Host or  MC

 

Christopher will preside over your awards presentation with the dignity and respect those being honored truly deserve, yet with enough humor to allow those in the audience to really enjoy themselves.

SERVICE AWARDS: Based upon such achievements as sales goals and seniority, service awards are an important element of most annual company dinners.  But if your dinner each year seems harder to swallow, call on Christopher to inject some life into the proceedings.  With information about your honorees and your firm, Christopher will honor your outstanding employees…with a smile.

DOOR PRIZES: If your company dinner is not designed to honor any employees in particular, or you’re planning on augmenting your service awards with a drawing or prize game, let Christopher handle the prize giveaway, and stand back for the laughs.  From his list of 150 celebrity voices he’ll take requests from the crowd, and different celebrities will announce and describe each prize.  It’s fast-paced and funny, and you and your employees will have a ball!

MASTER OF CEREMONIES: Perhaps you don’t have honors to bestow or prizes to award or games to play…perhaps you just have a laundry list of speakers and announcements, and you need a classy, dignified, humorous person to facilitate the program and hold the attention of the audience…rely on a professional: use Christopher as your MC.

TIME: hourly rate with a minimum charge

 


 

Christopher’s Dinner Party Performance Package

If you’re planning a holiday banquet and would like some top-drawer entertainment, combine two of Christopher’s most popular entertainment programs at a reduced rate…

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WALKAROUND Celebrity Impersonations

During your cocktail hour, Christopher will do casual WALKAROUND impersonations of one or two celebrities. Imagine Senator Bob Dole strolling through, followed by President Bill Clinton; or Rodney Dangerfield followed by The Church Lady; or Groucho Marx followed by Cheech Marin; or Captain Kirk followed by Kermit the Frog! It’s interactive, one-on-one fun! (60-90 minutes)

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The “Life of the Party”SM Package

After everyone is seated and the main course has been served, Lt. Columbo begins the Christopher & Co. LIVE act, entering on a “routine investigation”, and then begins a short song which introduces the audience to Christopher’s rapid-fire impressions. He then passes out his list of 200 celebrity voices and Christopher takes requests, improvising humor based upon information you’ve given him about your firm and your staff. Finally, he concludes with a STARGRAMsm Singing Telegram written about it all! (30-60 minutes)

 

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TOTAL TIME: not to exceed 4 hours on-site

 

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Christopher Linnell

Christopher & Co. Celebrity Impersonations

POB 2927 Petaluma CA 94953-2927

Christopher@HireAStar.net

707-762-2596

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