Christopher David Linnell

It was early in the morning back on May 1, 1998 that Christopher & Co. Celebrity Impersonations got a call from the staff of legendary country artist TIM McGRAW…

They told me that he and his wife, country artist FAITH HILL, were at V. SATTUI WINERY in St Helena shooting a music video, and that he was trying to ignore his birthday…they wanted to surprise him. They already had the storyline worked out for me, too.

“We tease Tim a lot that he’s a bit of a homophobe, and he’s petrified of gaining weight and looking out of shape for his fans. So we thought it would be funny if you came in as RICHARD SIMMONS!”

Needless to say he was surprised, and I gave him and his wife and their staff a performance they will never forget. Richard Simmons had Tim McGraw prancing around the room with him to the tune of the Village People classic “Macho Man,” as Richard poked Tim in the belly, saying, “C’mon, Timmy…I’ve seen better lumps in oatmeal! Let’s start sweatin’ to the oldies!”

Nor Cal Edition – Apr 27, 2012

Christopher Linnell will once again be a guest on KSVY91.3FM Radio in Sonoma on Thursday, April 26, 2012, from 815-9am on the Ken Brown Morning Show http://sunfmtv.com/?cat=170.  Ken is the former mayor of Sonoma, a current city councilman, and he is one of the voices to which the town arises each morning.  On April 3rd, Christopher was the guest of Diana Dawn on her “Some Like It Hot” radio program on KSVY (that’s the photo above; you can listen to that program online at: http://sunfmtv.com/showarchive/public/2012-04-03__18_59_57.mp3 ).

MORNINGS IN SONOMA is Sonoma Valley’s own morning community show. Hosted by City Council member KEN BROWN and a variety of guest hosts, Mornings In Sonoma gives local television viewers a chance to peek into the inner sanctum of the Sun FM 91.3 Sonoma radio control room, through its simulcast on sister cable TV channel, Sun TV Comcast Channel 27.

Brown’s daily co-hosts include Wally Breitman, Bill Stallings, Jeff Gilbert, Smokin’ Joe Herrshaft, Donna Piranha and engineering whirlwind HelpMeHarry. Tune in and find out what your favorite DJs wear to work at 8 am and just how much coffee it takes to fuel a two-hour show.

You can listen to KSVY streaming online at:  http://sunfmtv.com/docs/miniplayerpopup.html, and you can watch the show on TV at: http://sunfmtv.com/docs/studiopopup.html

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Now that Santa Claus is done for the year, it’s time to greet Old Father Time as he leads the countdown to 2012.

At 7.5′ tall, Christopher’s Old Father Time is the perfect guest for your New Year’s Eve midnight countdown!

E-mail Christopher@HireAStar.net or call 707-762-2596 to book Christopher for New Year’s Eve!

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Sure, he looks like Kris Kringle now, but Christopher Linnell has been impersonating Santa Claus for 35 years.

His first performance as Santa Claus was on December 18, 1976 for the families of the employees of the Bank of America main branch on the U.S. Pacific island territory of Guam in downtown Agana…the branch was two stories tall, brand new, and very modern for Guam at the time.

In 1986 the Bank of Hawaii acquired all of Bank of America’s retail banking operations on Guam, including the building in which this performance was done; the address is 134 Soledad Avenue, 96910 Hagatna (as the island’s capital is now phonetically spelled), Guam, 96910.

Christopher was hired by branch manager Hank Vynk (shown in the center of the middle photo below, wearing glasses and a yellow shirt, holding one end of the crowd-control pole; and, below that, standing in the Santa photos), and he first that afternoon performed a marionette show for the kids as Chrisco the Clown.

Then, while Christopher changed costumes, the families dined (no doubt on pancit, lumpia, and chicken kelaquin), and then Christopher returned as Santa Claus.

Upon moving to California in 1977, Christopher continued performing as Chrisco the Clown, doing his marionette shows, and performing as Santa.  He was hired by Joyce LeMar to be George Washington on President’s Day in 1983, and then again as Santa Claus that December 15-24 at the Washington Square Shopping Center in Petaluma.  Subsequently Christopher was hired by Patti Hilligoss (who later went on to become the Mayor of Petaluma and a Sonoma County Supervisor) to be Santa Claus at the Petaluma Plaza & Plaza North Shopping Centers in Petaluma.

Christopher performed in hundreds of private homes and at scores of parties and promotions throughout the 1980s as Santa Claus, leading the kids in Christmas Carols, telling Christmas stories, and handing out candy canes and coloring books to all.  He performed for little Kyle Galeazzi and his family on Christmas Eve of 1983, 1984, and 1985.  Kyle is now the fourth generation of Galeazzi’s at Northbay Monnument Company.

Christopher eventually tired of the hot, stinky, itchy beard, though, and retired his Santa Claus professionally in the 1990s.  Today, however, Christopher has grown into the role, in beard, belly, and age, and would be the perfect Santa for your home visit, holiday party, promotion, or shopping mall.

This season Christopher was the Santa Claus for the 12/05/11 Tree Lighting of and in the Town of Ross in Marin County, and on 12/14/11 for 60 families who were guests in the home of David Samuel, founder of Thriller Designs in 1983 and Sounds Unlimited in 1984, plus co-founder of: Spinner-1995, Brondell-2003, Grouper-2004, 4 kids-2004-2008, and Freestyle Capital in 2009.

Christopher also performed for the Galeazzi family of Rohnert Park again this year.  Kyle Galeazzi is the fourth generation at NorthbayMonument.com, a company his great-grandfather, Massimo Galeazzi, founded in Sonoma County in 1869.  Christopher was Santa for Trevor and Kyle on Christmas Eve of 1982, 1983, and 1984, and on Christmas Eve of 2011 he was Santa once again for Kyle’s son, Trevor.

Christopher is also the resident Santa of the Napa Valley Wine Trolley.

You can reach Christopher at 707-762-2596, or e-mail Santa@HireAStar.net.

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Currently Christopher Linnell is doing Sonoma wine & history tours Thursdays-Sundays from 1030am-430pm aboard the http://www.SonomaValleyWineTrolley.com.

Through the month of December we’re offering special evening Holiday Lights Tours of Napa featuring caroling, candy canes, and hot chocolate; visit: http://www.NapaValleyWineTrolley.com.

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Christopher is now offering a fully-costumed impersonation of SF Giants’ Closer Brian “Fear the Beard” Wilson.

Hire Brian Wilson for your party and promotion.  He comes equipped with a real beard, a baseball glove, a baseball bat, an orange ice chest to swat around, and a real attitude!

Call Christopher at 707-762-2596, or e-mail Christopher@HireAStar.net.